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From The Bloke, via email:

I tried to fix the dildo that won’t vibrate last night. I was not successful. I got it apart once, put it back together to test it and, for the life of me, could not get it apart again. I will continue to work on it but I noticed that it seems to be deteriorating. Then I noticed that The Rabbit is also showing signs of melting, as though it was held too close to a flame. I think it must be from the lube. They recommend using water-based lube but I didn’t think the oil-based would actually melt the plastic and we always clean the toys after playing. Then I noticed that the bottles of lube had lube on the outside. I think storing the wet bottles of lube with the toys is the problem. So, I cleaned the toys, the bottles of lube and the carry case.

I find it both incredible endearing and mildly disturbing that he spent so much time on this.